Monday, December 12, 2011

Do Ʊ call him smart or a good liar?

A married lawyer had sex in his car forgot †ђξ girl's pant in the car.

His wife saw the pant at the back seat tore it apart screaming

'honey, what's this?'

He calmly replied,

"Ʊ just destroyed the evidence of †ђξ rape case worth ten million naira D̶̲̥̅̊åτ̲̅ I'm handling.
She quickly went on her knees apologising.

Do Ʊ call him smart or a good liar?

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Go to their Mother!!!

A man & his wife had a quarrel. After the fight, the wife went into the bedroom.

Few minutes later, the husband also trooped into bedroom only to find the wife
busy packing her suitcase! He asked "you're packing! Where are you going to?"

She answered "to my mother" the man paused for a while & also got his big brown pure leather suitcase & started packing his clothes.

The wife got angry at him and asked;
"You are packing! Where re you going to?"

He replied "Oh ya! I'm going to my mother!"

The wife replied, "to your mother!! And what about the 6 children! Who is going to look after them?" The man replied, "you are going to your mother! I' m going to my
mother. The 6 children should go to their mother!!........LOL!!!


1. The Lord na ♍Ɣ shephard, i d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥. kampe..
2. E make M̶̲̅Ƹ sidon ƒø̲̣̣я̅ where betta d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥. flow and come put M̶̲̅Ƹ next †☺ stream make mai bodi thermacool.
3. E panel beat mai soul come spray am
white, come d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥. lead M̶̲̅Ƹ
d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥. go through express road of righteousness sake of Hin name.
4. Walahi! if I waka pass where arm robbers,419 and juju people boku, come even join boko haram, reach valley of the shadow of death sef, mai bodi d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥. inside cloth.
Ɣ☺ΰя rod and staff nko ? Na so dem dey like back bone
dey comfort me.
5. You don prepare ‎​​Ǧ☺☺ϑ food on top †ђε
table make I chop. All mai enemies dey look waa waa. You rub M̶̲̅Ƹ ƒø̲̣̣я̅ head wit vaseline intensive lotion. mai cup na River Niger wey overflow hin bank.
6. True true, betta life and mercy go gum mai back till I quench. And man pikin go tanda ƒø̲̣̣я̅ God house from lai
lai †☺ lai lai. GOD


Woman 2 Doc : "My Husband is not interested in sex".
Doc : Give these pills 2 him every day, put 1 pill in his tea. She did and they had sex which they enjoyed.
Next day she puts 2 pills in his tea & they enjoyed much more.
The 3rd day, she emptied d whole bottle in d tea.
Two days later Doc called to know d progress, son replied " Mom is in coma, Aunty is in hospital, Maid is suing 4 rape, My ass is hurting & Dad is running naked in the garden shouting Bingo! Bingo!! Bingo!!!...