A married lawyer had sex in his car forgot †ђξ girl's pant in the car.
His wife saw the pant at the back seat tore it apart screaming
'honey, what's this?'
He calmly replied,
"Ʊ just destroyed the evidence of †ђξ rape case worth ten million naira D̶̲̥̅̊åτ̲̅ I'm handling.
She quickly went on her knees apologising.
Do Ʊ call him smart or a good liar?