Boss: I will pay you N30,000 per month
and in 3 months, I will raise it to N60,000.
So when would you like to start?
Potential employee: In 3 months.
Heheheh....I need a job, but can wait...
Saturday, February 2, 2013
I was sitting for Use of English at a JAMB Exam. I shaded the ones i knew, and waiting for manna to fall from Heaven when i noticed a very beautiful girl sitting beside me. She was shading and was not looking up. Through the help of my long neck, i peeped and checked her work, she was in number 65, i was still in number 21 and time was running out. I quickly thanked God and started shading along with her. We got to number 98 together, suddenly, she looked up, caught me and shouted in a low tone; "What are it? Why is you dey copying me? Copys! copys! You is not shaming! As big as you dey! You is a dull boys! You are a disgrace to your manhood." Na so i shout; heeeey! heeeeyyy!!! heeeyyyy!!! I am finished yay, who has eraser eeeehhhh?!!!!!!!